You will never believe what I just stumbled upon.
This blog has not been updated for some time.
Did it fly by?
No.
And Yes.
How is this possible?
Is it possible?
Yes.
And No.
There is a man, somewhere. His name is Father Time.
If he is a father, then where are his children?
I believe this is my quest.
I will find the Child Time and make it help me track daddy down, and figure out exactly what it is we are dealing with.
But.
You don't need to be human to be a father.
So maybe there is no man.
If the father is not a man, perhaps he is animal.
Then if I find him, I may kill him and eat him without betraying my anti-cannibalistic values.
And then I will inherit the power. And become the new father.
But I have no children.
Therefore I cannot be Father.
I need to reproduce as soon as I find, kill, and devour the delicious beast.
For a while I will be Child Time. Until my child is born.
A while, or not a while, since I will control all that is.
But I cannot be Child Time if my father is not Father Time.
And if I am Child Time, then I need to find
myself in order to help myself find Father Time in order to kill, marinate, grill, ingest, and defecate him.
HOW CAN I DO THAT?
The other option is to father my own children before tracking down Child or Children Time.
But I am too young.
However once I have succesfully absorbed the Father's power, I will no longer be too young.
There will be no young nor old for me.
I will control this world.
You should start getting on my good side, friends.
I hold your lives in the palm of my hand.
Which is the only palm I know.